Joe-Chacho in da house
twinkle-eyed-unicorn:

Mah new notebook.

twinkle-eyed-unicorn:

Mah new notebook.

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

arccahlon:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

This is why i love working in customer service, it’s always hilarious to see how dumb people can be. one of my fave moments was a customer complaining I was charging him full price for cold coffee, this was after he put ice in it. 

Been a little busy

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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